hari ini aku mau duduk dan senyum-senyum ajah ..

cemberut sebulan setengah kemaren udah kebayar di tiga hari belakangan ini.
kebayar ngeliat kompetitor suddenly kelabakan bikin ini itu
kebayar ngedenger majikan bilang "go ahead"
kebayar ngedenger begundal bilang sales naek up to 170%
PR ke depannya masih banyak sih dan belum puas sebenernya
tapi peduli setan lah what will be will be
hari ini aku mau duduk dulu .. dan senyum-senyum ajah ..
enak yah ? :)


"When God takes something from your grasp, He's not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better.."
Terima kasih Tuhan Yesus .. Kau selalu genapi janji-Mu untukku dan keluarga kecilku ...

hikmah di bulan ke-6 neraka gosip

1. jadi sering makan ikan mas
2. regularly menyampaikan ide org ke-42 terkaya di Indonesia tahun 2008 versi majalah forbes , juga bisa dapet sneak peek gimana caranya he runs the business .. and .. is 'irit' one of the best recipe of being so-damn-rich ?? umm probably yes I guess ... hehe.. norak emang gini aja dianggep 'prestasi' ... tapi gapapalah mending masih bisa nyumbang ide buat org ke-42 diantara 200jt org ini, siapa tau ke depannya bisa nyumbang ide buat org ke-1 ... dan suatu hari bisa jadi org no.1 juga ... hahahaha *amiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn!*
3. berani pindahin persneling ke gigi 5 dan nyetir di tol sampe 130 km/jam demi ga telat absen pagi. Ini rekor kalo buat gw , soalnya pas baru masuk gaya nyetir gw ibu-ibu banget kata temen-temen di sini paling mentok 100 km/jam pake gigi 4 doang.
4. tau bedanya jalan antara pondok indah - fatmawati , antara ciputat - ciledug , antara kranji - bulak kapal - tambun , gimana dari rumah debbie di jakasampurna - restoran hema di kemang pratama.
5. Jadi wanita bengkel : teratur ke bengkel ganti oli mesin/gardan , tau ukuran ngisi angin ban depan-belakang, tau tombol buka kap mesin mobil , juga tau letak tempat air wiper
6. Bisa nge-blog, nge-YM, nge-prenster, nge-facebook, nge-youtube gratisan tanpa di-banned ... hehe :P *wink*

isn't that greaaaaaatt ?!@# ......

homework of the week : be positive

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
They tell me your blue skies fade to gray
They tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on

Because you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Will you need a blue sky holiday?
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on..

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong(yeah...)

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I..


.. Daniel Powter - "bad day" ..

dont feel like blogging today
dont feel like working also
be quiet might be good for now
be back when this madness settle.

I kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
Cause I had a bad day..

Damn Changi Tragedy

Last Saturday I landed at Changi Airport. The flight was ok, nice seats, kind stewardess, delicious bread .. everything was perfect until I walked to the immigration lane ....

Immigration officer (IO) 1 : I am sorry, ma'am... but I can not scan your passport. Would you please meet my seniors? Yup there! the old-chinese-ones...
Me : Why?
IO 1 : nothing .. I just can not scan your passport.
Me : Ok then ..

Dan saya pun berjalan menuju immigration desk di mana berkumpul tiga orang petugas imigrasi yg penampakannya galak dan sama sekali tidak ramah. Duh,.. deg-deg-an banget! Secara mereka bergantian memegang pasport saya , berdiskusi dalam bahasa mandarin yang saya ga ngerti sambil memandangi muka saya. Saya mencoba untuk senyum walopun hati ini bertanya-tanya .. kira-kira narkoba jenis apa yg mereka temukan di tas sayah ... *amit-amiiiiiiitttt..*
Setelah sekian menit .. saya pun memberanikan diri utk bertanya ..

Me : Whazz up?!

Salah seorang officer galak tsb menjawab ..

IO 2 : Oh no.. Please Hold on! (dgn gaya bicara dan lenggokan tangan bencong homo sejati) Sometimes we just can not scan the passport .. just wait a minute..

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa ..... penampakannya galak tapi kelakuannya bencong abis!! hahaha :) cukup menghibur di saat panik seperti ini :) ...
Walopun begitu tetap saja.. mereka memandangi saya sambil sedikit menginterview apa tujuan saya ke singapura, dengan siapa saya berangkat, berapa lama saya akan stay di sana, dan .. ternyata.. masalahnya adalah foto saya yg ga mirip dengan penampakan aslinya hahahaha!!

IO 3 : Is this really your passport?
Me : yes it is
IO 4 : How come ? This is not you in the pic...
Me : That is me 4 years ago! The pic was taken before I got married and pregnant , I gained 25kg when i was pregnant .. .. see .. all my id pics are different , not similar one to another because all were taken in different years .. (semua id card saya keluarkan dan jejerkan di depan para petugas ... KTP, SIM, kartu pelajar dulu waktu kuliah, id card di kantor..)

IO 3 : eemmm ... you are married.. so where is ur husband?
Me : Out there! (sambil nunjuk ke arah luar)
IO 3 : How come you are here and he is there?
Me : Becauuuuuuse .. his face is exactly the same like the pic in his passport so she let him go through out of the lane .. becauseeeee I am the one who was pregnant and being fat after that .. you know, he is never pregnant !! That is why I became big and chubby ... that is why my face is not exactly the same as this pic!! (dengan nada ngamuk ditahan)
IO 4 : hahaha ooo i c .. ke ke then (maksudnya okay okay then .. kalee?!). You go to lane 13 and ask her to scan ur passport .. *heh dari tade blon discan??*

at lane 13 .. pindah tempat lage..

IO 5 : good afternoon ma'am .. let me scan ur passport!

and once more she's looking at me.. so deep.. even she asked me to open my glasses!.. oh not agaiiiiin!! Stop looking at me please! .. she asked 2 friends of her two come and look at me also...

IO 6 : okay .. you may go.. but later ... I advice you to sit up and jogging to bring ur face back just like this pic ..

Me : No way! .. I dont want to sit up in ur country! I want to eat! I love fish soup! I want to have fun!

.. sh!#?!t...


After that tragedy I walked happily to the MRT in basement terminal 2 .. heading to bugis.
Pheeww.. it's hard to become fat ..